This from "Overheard in New York" (a great site)
The subway doors open. A hobo enters, holding a bottle of windex in one hand and a tube of toothpaste in the other. He says: Which is the better time to read Dostyevsky? Winter?
He sprays the windex.
Hobo: Or Spring?
He squeezes toothpaste out of the tube.
Japanese girl: Spring!
Hobo: You are correct.
3 Comments:
Your explanation of the 12 days is an urban myth. Among many sites debunking this myth is
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/12days.asp
regards
J. Inglis
12:36 PM
Okay, you're right. I have to get dupped at least once at year by something. It's in the contract.
12:40 PM
duped...(crap)
12:41 PM
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