World's Worst Analogies

Figures that it would take something this stupid to get me back at the blog. These made me laugh out loud, especially the following:

McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with
vegetable soup.
(Paul Sabourin, Silver Spring)

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle
from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
(Rich Murphy, Fairfax Station)

They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled
Nancy Kerrigan?s teeth.
(Paul Kocak, Syracuse, N.Y.)

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also
never met.
(Russell Beland, Springfield)

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